Why go to the water park when you could be the water park.
Plumbers are people too.
George Washington is the ultimate hipster.
I never dry my hands to completion.
I'm Toucan Sam and I like to poison children with my red dye.
Fight her. Fire-fight her. (Alex)
Its not her job to throw me to the pickles!
Is that what a woodchuck looks like? (My friend while looking at a picture of a wood pecker)
That's a face full of Phillip.
Do you ever just insert the nozzle into your nose and have it come out your mouth? You can BE the spray can!